Good morning in the wrong language

Good morning in the wrong language

I’ve never met with a fortune teller,
but I’ve been one all my life
I always know when things will go wrong
and people will get married

I laid eyes to bed
and rose to the occasion,
A gaze as soft as down
Made eggs and supremely distorted my tea
trying to get the leaves out of yours

Hey, you have beautiful eyes,
so please get them as far away from me as possible
because I swear I’ve seen you in a dream,
or maybe it was a premonition.